Anonymous asked: It's all the semen you've swallowed over the years.
Oh shit yeah I forgot about that
The nobbyist of nob guys were on the bus,
If I had the balls and believed conflict was the answer then I would have pounced on them and tore them to shreds like a panther.
But I’m civil.
Most the time.
Anyway, on the 20 minute bus ride they managed to cover how they kicked off when a girl shot them down after one of them said to the other: “I’m so gonna fuck her tonight” right in front of her, having only just met her.
How one of them finished with a girl because they had an ugly vagina (I genuinely almost face palmed)
How a girl they knew should always wear make up because otherwise she was really ugly
How somebody else’s “Good night out” wasn’t a really a good night out because they only did funny stuff rather than dickish stuff they described.
And one of them was wearing a suit.
A. SUIT.
TAKE OFF THE GOD DAMN SUIT YOU DON’T DESERVE TO WEAR IT.
YOU ARE NO GENTLE MAN.
How does there manage to be so much sick after eating so little?
I swear there’s like a portal at the top of my throat that just churns out random sludge from various wastage sites around the world
edit: I CAN FINALLY USE THIS GIF
