August 2011
Omg the Barclay's spotify advert is awsomsauce.
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Don't you think it's weird
that we have 2 boobs instead of one overall boobs? It’s really odd when I think about how the two blobs have formed rather than meeting up in the middle. And generally you only feed one kid at a time, unless the other is like a back-up boob in case one goes bust (pun intended).
Furthermore, if we had one, would it be called a boob or a bob?
Something I though I would never do:
use the phrase “human-cactus hybrid” in my coursework.
I have to write about an ASA case study, I've...
Do you know how hard it is to sound professional and well educated when having to refer to “Cactus girl” and “Cactus kid”?
Very.
Live somewhere for 16 years,
yet manage to get lost from the town centre to your house.
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“english is not my native languish”
– Guy in Sketch Theatre forums
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Vicky T just invited me over to her house for a...
knoblauch:
Creep.
Don’t deny your excitement
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I officially love my cat.
She is like karma.
My brother showers with his girlfriend a mere 3 meters away from me and sleeps in the nude.
My cat pisses on his computer socket.
Hearing my Brother and Girlfriend "sneaking" into...
Are they even trying any more? I could hear Ash speaking- not even in hushed tones.
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I can get on Sims Social again!
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“Sorry I have no hands”
– My most extreme excuse of the day.
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My Mum has printed out 10 copies of my CV.
Did you know that I worked from “2009-2000”, time travelling is always an impressive addition to your CV kids.
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Lets consider the female Villains in Batman,
They are either driven by shiny things or seeking the approval/love of men.
With exception for Poison Ivy; which is why I love her, who just wants to eliminate the human population for her plant babies.
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Sometimes I pretend that I can't hear my cats...
