Only the Nimblest of Fingers: Archive

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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I hate to disappoint people.

So then I lie, which is followed by another lie…

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Fail-proof way to put a downer on your day:

invite Ashlea

Jul 31st

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

I hear my brother stamping his feet (or head?)...

My diagnosis: Edit: now he’s whining

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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I nearly saw lazers come out of my boss's eyes...

Woman: Coffee please. My boss: Sure *le pour coffee* *le pour milk while woman watches* Woman: Oh… what’s that? *points to coffee* My boss: Erm, coffee? Woman: …*massive pause* was that white stuff milk? My boss: Yeeah… Woman: Oh, no milk please. My boss: *gritting teeth but smiling* Sure. Lady, it wasn’t going to whale sperm was it. And why you still...

Jul 30th

When people try to disguise a compliment as a...

Because showing you’re self confident is bad now.

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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“Vanessa Hudgens is apparently none too pleased that her hitherto secret smoking...”

– It’s the pics of her smoking that piss her off, not the endless pictures of her vagina. (via mykicks)

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Watch

Don’t mean to brag, but I’m an animator now. Check it.

Jul 28th

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I'm taking my first steps to learning 3D modelling...

I’m scared.

Jul 28th

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My mum said that Alice from Alice the Madness...

Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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People with big smiles make me happy

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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what-thebloodyhell:

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Sneaking in the phrase: "super effective" into my...

If anyone asks, I’ve never played Pokemon in my life.

Jul 27th

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iaintnohipster replied to your photo: Dear Thou-who-are-not-hipster, I am sorry that I… owh it’s okay baby i may or may not have spent my whole day on sims :3 muhahahaha and meet me at my brothel in ten.

Jul 27th