Oh guys have you heard?
The story about me hiding Vodka in my room? No? You live on the other side of the world to me? Don’t worry, my Mother will tell you sooner or later, she’s told my Gran 3 times now. Have I also told you that my Gran hates alcohol? Fun.
patriciavillarica: The Edge of Glory - Lady...
It's not cute, funny or cool when girls dumb...
One of my friends dumb themselves down for another friend, and out of the two the one acting dumb isn’t the lesbian. I don’t get it.
I:C (< Obama face)
I’m having a day where I’m agitated really easily and I just want tomorrow to come because I need to wake up in a different day to be all ~ReFrEsHeD~ I could have bitch slapped my brother earlier for not putting my xbox CDs back in the case. But seriously, have respect for other peoples stuff, I don’t go wiping my arse with your CDs so I expect you to look after mine too. If...
I has Xbox live now
And to think just a week ago I had no idea what the future would hold- which, I...– Lisa Simpson
My brother and his girlfriend just blatantly went in the shower together. I swear they think I’m a retard.
i has pizzza you no pizza make me queen hahahahaha you my peasan6 go make...– ME (via apeers) Peasant* btw
I just burped in the fridge by accident and apologised to the food. I felt really mean on them.
Peach you fucking bitch!– My brother playing Mario Cart
I nearly forgot to go on Neopets and do all the daily stuff. I would have been such a loser.
Endlessly scrolling for a gif of part of a movie...
And finding it.
See something scary;
flail arms at closest friend.
Why is Fanny such a fun word?
It’s just the best in every situation, whether you be fannying around or just being a fanny.
When a customer says: "Oh, I don't mind where we...
Then spends the next 10 minuets deciding which table to sit at.
I finished Final Fantasy 13 today
I’M FREE But unsure if I’ve been playing a game or watching a 50 hour long movie. There are a whole lot of cinematics… 3 CDs.