May 2011
May 31st
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Oh guys have you heard?
The story about me hiding Vodka in my room?  No? You live on the other side of the world to me? Don’t worry, my Mother will tell you sooner or later, she’s told my Gran 3 times now. Have I also told you that my Gran hates alcohol? Fun.
May 31st
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Listenpatriciavillarica: The Edge of Glory - Lady...
May 31st
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May 31st
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It's not cute, funny or cool when girls dumb...
One of my friends dumb themselves down for another friend, and out of the two the one acting dumb isn’t the lesbian. I don’t get it.
May 31st
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May 30th
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I:C (< Obama face)
I’m having a day where I’m agitated really easily and I just want tomorrow to come because I need to wake up in a different day to be all ~ReFrEsHeD~ I could have bitch slapped my brother earlier for not putting my xbox CDs back in the case. But seriously, have respect for other peoples stuff, I don’t go wiping my arse with your CDs so I expect you to look after mine too. If...
May 30th
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I has Xbox live now
May 30th
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“And to think just a week ago I had no idea what the future would hold- which, I...”
– Lisa Simpson
May 30th
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Eww,
My brother and his girlfriend just blatantly went in the shower together. I swear they think I’m a retard.
May 30th
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“i has pizzza you no pizza make me queen hahahahaha you my peasan6 go make...”
– ME (via apeers) Peasant* btw
May 30th
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:/
I just burped in the fridge by accident and apologised to the food. I felt really mean on them.
May 30th
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“Peach you fucking bitch!”
– My brother playing Mario Cart
May 28th
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OMG.
I nearly forgot to go on Neopets and do all the daily stuff. I would have been such a loser.
May 28th
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Endlessly scrolling for a gif of part of a movie...
And finding it.
May 28th
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fuckyeahfilmandtv:
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See something scary;
flail arms at closest friend.
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Why is Fanny such a fun word?
It’s just the best in every situation, whether you be fannying around or just being a fanny.
May 28th
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When a customer says: "Oh, I don't mind where we...
Then spends the next 10 minuets deciding which table to sit at.
May 28th
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May 27th
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I finished Final Fantasy 13 today
I’M FREE But unsure if I’ve been playing a game or watching a 50 hour long movie. There are a whole lot of cinematics… 3 CDs.
May 27th
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