Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell: “Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.” “You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
When I try to get off tumblr
dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
Anonymous asked: I'd be honest, I'd probably only tell you if I could guarantee a result, the element of mystery as to what you'd think about me would be too much. But I will tell you this - you probably won't be able to work it out, you'll really have to think outside the box
Anonymous asked: And what will you do when you find me? What if I'm someone you didn't expect? What if I'm someone you find attractive? What if I'm everything you ever wanted and more?
I've decided that
“Do not take —insert medicine name here— with alcohol” doesn’t apply to students it just doesn’t.
Anonymous asked: So, what do you think about all these asks? Do they annoy you, or do you like them because someone wants to talk to you?
That moment when you're so tired, but you don't...
How I know I'm ill:
I have the radiator turned off, the window open and I’m roasting Me The woman who wears multiple layers to the gym