Anonymous asked: And what will you do when you find me? What if I'm someone you didn't expect? What if I'm someone you find attractive? What if I'm everything you ever wanted and more?

Haha well that escalated quickly!

At first i’ll be pretty proud because I figured out the mystery.

Then I’ll be sad because mystery is gone.

If it’s someone I find attractive then boom bonus.

If you’re all I ever wanted and more then… omg are you Ben Barnes? Or Taylor Swift? Or cute bus guy? I would probably shriek and have a very girl fluttery moment.

“Do not take —insert medicine name here— with alcohol”

doesn’t apply to students

it just doesn’t.

Anonymous asked: So, what do you think about all these asks? Do they annoy you, or do you like them because someone wants to talk to you?

I like them because they’re interesting and quite fun to answer.

Also because I’m trying to be like a detective and work out who you are.

Vicky Taylor; solving life’s little mysteries. That will be the title of the book I’m not going to write.

sodamnrelatable:

I have the radiator turned off, the window open and I’m roasting

Me

The woman who wears multiple layers to the gym